Oh Paula...

Oh, Paula, how could you decide to go?
Will Idol ever be the same; who can know?
We'll miss your crazy comments that don't make a lick of sense.
And the way you calm things down when they get a little tense.

We'll miss the way you always keep us guessing
If too many prescription meds you are possessing.
We'll miss how you look like a walrus when you clap,
And the way you always look like you could really use a nap.

We'll miss your compliments, even when people really can't sing,
And your generosity, like giving crazy Tatyana your ring.
We'll miss the dancing, crying, and how you always give a standing O,
Oh why oh why couldn't the producers just pay you more dough?

Yes, it's true, many of the things that you do are quite lame,
But still, without you, I just don't think Idol will ever be the same.